Friday 27 February 2009
This week's winner...
....
"The latest big thing in iPhone applications is the sound of bodily functions with as many as 14 new flatulence-related applications becoming available each day at the Apple iPhone store. Currently ranked 19th in the application charts is the Burp-olator, an application that lets you compose songs made up from the sweet music that is sound of burping, although this application faces stiff competition from the likes of iVomit, Zit Picker and the leader of the gross-out pack, iFart. iPhones don’t sound quite so classy and sophisticated now, do they?"
IDENTIFY YOURSELF!!
"The latest big thing in iPhone applications is the sound of bodily functions with as many as 14 new flatulence-related applications becoming available each day at the Apple iPhone store. Currently ranked 19th in the application charts is the Burp-olator, an application that lets you compose songs made up from the sweet music that is sound of burping, although this application faces stiff competition from the likes of iVomit, Zit Picker and the leader of the gross-out pack, iFart. iPhones don’t sound quite so classy and sophisticated now, do they?"
IDENTIFY YOURSELF!!
Friday 28 November 2008
Friday 21 November 2008
This week's winner...
...Is birthday boy Adam Sweeney, with this unique fact:
"Though we can't possibly imagine a life without Mr. Adam Sweeney, the famous name was almost not so. Mr and Mrs Sweeney were certain that their second-born would be female; and had decided she would be named "Emily". I was having none of it, and stubbornly emerged a chap. Faced with this conundrum, Mr and Mrs Sweeney swiftly thought-showered boys’ names, settling on “Richard” or “Alex”. Richard, my Dad pointed out, is often shortened to “Dick”. So, I was to be an Alex – until a recently-born cousin gazumped me. In haste, they picked Adam. The rest is (lush) history."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
I was going to be called Sean....
"Though we can't possibly imagine a life without Mr. Adam Sweeney, the famous name was almost not so. Mr and Mrs Sweeney were certain that their second-born would be female; and had decided she would be named "Emily". I was having none of it, and stubbornly emerged a chap. Faced with this conundrum, Mr and Mrs Sweeney swiftly thought-showered boys’ names, settling on “Richard” or “Alex”. Richard, my Dad pointed out, is often shortened to “Dick”. So, I was to be an Alex – until a recently-born cousin gazumped me. In haste, they picked Adam. The rest is (lush) history."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
I was going to be called Sean....
Friday 7 November 2008
EVACUATION
There could only ever be one factoid theme this week. EVACUATION.
Flexible deadline for this one folks, since most of you won't get to see this for a little while.
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